ADVERTISEMENT

A prayer to the football lords

BOSSHOGFREE

Hall of Fame
Gold Member
Sep 22, 2005
21,624
12,071
113
Please hear our feeble cries oh powerful interjectors of fate. We have suffered enough to be down trodden the remainder of the season. Surely you have humbled us. Reward us for our steadfast loyalty to your great game. Today may our players avoid penalty, our coaches be wise beyond compare, and may the ball adventageously move in a beneficial direction within the same way we are traveling.

Give us this game day our weekly ice cold beer.

Forgive us of our arm chair QBing and allow us to forgive our coaches for their poor clock management

Lead us not into turnovers but deliver us from inept decision making.

For our goal is the win, and the glory, and the hope of victory that we might return to respectability.... Amen & Hogelujah!
 
Last edited:
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Go Big.
Get Premium.

Join Rivals to access this premium section.

  • Say your piece in exclusive fan communities.
  • Unlock Premium news from the largest network of experts.
  • Dominate with stats, athlete data, Rivals250 rankings, and more.
Log in or subscribe today Go Back