The following is a foolproof plan to defeat ISIS.
ISIS and other Muslim terrorist groups want us to cower in fear and never leave our houses. They want us to be afraid to go to big public events. To hell with that. Show up early to the Hog game on Saturday and stay late.
They also don't want anyone to drink alcohol. If you love America, you owe it to her to get as drunk as possible on Saturday and scream at Dak Prescott.
They hate pigs. Well I'd say the Razorback is the most Patriotic American mascot possible! Dress head to toe in hog gear. Also eat as many ribs and pulled pork as possible. But only if you really love America.
They think women should be completely concealed and stay at home. F that. I don't care that it is going to be 25 degrees. Make your wife go to the game in daisy dukes and a crop top. If she argues accuse her of being a terrorist sympathizer.
Go Hogs!
ISIS and other Muslim terrorist groups want us to cower in fear and never leave our houses. They want us to be afraid to go to big public events. To hell with that. Show up early to the Hog game on Saturday and stay late.
They also don't want anyone to drink alcohol. If you love America, you owe it to her to get as drunk as possible on Saturday and scream at Dak Prescott.
They hate pigs. Well I'd say the Razorback is the most Patriotic American mascot possible! Dress head to toe in hog gear. Also eat as many ribs and pulled pork as possible. But only if you really love America.
They think women should be completely concealed and stay at home. F that. I don't care that it is going to be 25 degrees. Make your wife go to the game in daisy dukes and a crop top. If she argues accuse her of being a terrorist sympathizer.
Go Hogs!
