Hello, (as I stand with my head down) my name is RazorGotBack and I’m a Rivals addict.
For years now (as I sit back down in my chair) i’ve been in the hiding, mainstreaming, and drinking as much Razorback kool-aid from this site as one can handle. Some times as much as 10, or maybe 12 times a day. Borderline erotic, and Yes, even in the Summer time.. I’m not proud of this because I was sharing an account with another buddy, and not owning up to my own dues. I’ve wanted to break free of this secret habit for a while now, but may of been just to scared. I think the one thing I’ve been most scared of is seeing a one month badge by my name, and not the true, ummm we’ll keep that on the down low. Anyway, I'm ready to have an account of my own, let me begin...
So yesterday I was walking down the isles of Lowe’s looking for a 6 pack of cold ones, and I ran into Trey. Sometimes my hog shakes are so bad that this site isn’t enough, and I’ve got to run straight to the source. After talking to him, and getting my fix, I thought to myself, You know what? Today is the day to break free, and become a true single rivals addict member. I know, I know I deserve a little punishment for my dishonesty, I’m not proud of it. So Trey or Danny, I’m here to repent, and if you want to tie me up with sweaty offensive line practice jock straps, and throw footballs at me, or make me listen to a whole drive time sports episode with out Trey’s segment, or even have romantic soft prison sex with Tiger bait, I will gladly do so.
This has been a long, hard fought battle, and I’m glad to finally come out of the shadows of depth, and have a hog voice of my own. Major Props to Trey and Danny for all of their hard work, and for all they bring to the table. I know there is countless of hours that go into your work, so It’s much appreciative.
I would also like to throw a few high fives out to Eek-a-Hog, Chauvinist Hog, 1-1-six Hog, Coach Caldwell, Hendo hog, Matheson, and several others that bring what they do the table. There is a lot of read hours, and spilled razorback blood on this site, so if you are in the hiding as I was, I encourage you to step out of the dark, and walk down the bleachers to the light as I did. I’m not sure if the board will forgive you or even me, but I will, and together can call our beloved Hogs forever.
If you, or a family member has hog addiction please call the toll free hotline for help
1-800-Fu#%-BAMA
For years now (as I sit back down in my chair) i’ve been in the hiding, mainstreaming, and drinking as much Razorback kool-aid from this site as one can handle. Some times as much as 10, or maybe 12 times a day. Borderline erotic, and Yes, even in the Summer time.. I’m not proud of this because I was sharing an account with another buddy, and not owning up to my own dues. I’ve wanted to break free of this secret habit for a while now, but may of been just to scared. I think the one thing I’ve been most scared of is seeing a one month badge by my name, and not the true, ummm we’ll keep that on the down low. Anyway, I'm ready to have an account of my own, let me begin...
So yesterday I was walking down the isles of Lowe’s looking for a 6 pack of cold ones, and I ran into Trey. Sometimes my hog shakes are so bad that this site isn’t enough, and I’ve got to run straight to the source. After talking to him, and getting my fix, I thought to myself, You know what? Today is the day to break free, and become a true single rivals addict member. I know, I know I deserve a little punishment for my dishonesty, I’m not proud of it. So Trey or Danny, I’m here to repent, and if you want to tie me up with sweaty offensive line practice jock straps, and throw footballs at me, or make me listen to a whole drive time sports episode with out Trey’s segment, or even have romantic soft prison sex with Tiger bait, I will gladly do so.
This has been a long, hard fought battle, and I’m glad to finally come out of the shadows of depth, and have a hog voice of my own. Major Props to Trey and Danny for all of their hard work, and for all they bring to the table. I know there is countless of hours that go into your work, so It’s much appreciative.
I would also like to throw a few high fives out to Eek-a-Hog, Chauvinist Hog, 1-1-six Hog, Coach Caldwell, Hendo hog, Matheson, and several others that bring what they do the table. There is a lot of read hours, and spilled razorback blood on this site, so if you are in the hiding as I was, I encourage you to step out of the dark, and walk down the bleachers to the light as I did. I’m not sure if the board will forgive you or even me, but I will, and together can call our beloved Hogs forever.
If you, or a family member has hog addiction please call the toll free hotline for help
1-800-Fu#%-BAMA
