So, the company I work for just announced that we are all expected to be at some event in Las Vegas coming up.
Wasn’t planning on going because I’m a degenerate with very little will-power, but it’s now become mandatory.
I’m assuming that I will mingle with the wrong people and convince someone to bet their mortgage on a ‘sure thing’ and then drown their losses in drugs.
Not expecting to remain employed after this trip, so one of you fine folks should hire me. Please.
Wasn’t planning on going because I’m a degenerate with very little will-power, but it’s now become mandatory.
I’m assuming that I will mingle with the wrong people and convince someone to bet their mortgage on a ‘sure thing’ and then drown their losses in drugs.
Not expecting to remain employed after this trip, so one of you fine folks should hire me. Please.
