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Neat-O Stat of the Day: CBB and CBP are a combined 1-5 to start 2015 ...

Sir Dennis Eeatin-Hog

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Have the football gods punished us for 4 years (2012's Smile Campaign through 2015's Frown Campaign) for the 4 years that we danced with the devil -- CBP -- who oh-by-the-way is out of the gates 0-3 at Louisville ???

These are the worst starts in a season for both coaches at their respective schools. We ended up 3-9 in 2013 under CBB, but started 3-0 because we at least handled our mid-major opponents.

We're looking at 2-10 in 2015, and our program is a comedy of errors at this point. I mean, doesn't it set up like a tease for that campy Batman sitcom back in the 70s ...

"Will the Joker (JLS) represent the 2nd-best season over the last 4 years of Razorback football? Does the Riddler (CBB) continue to spout his non-sense while piling up the losses? Can the Penguin (Robb Smith) play linebacker."

Bam! Smack! Pow!

"And how long does Commissioner Gordon (Jeff Long) stand idly by? Will Batman (BA) ever find his utility belt, let alone use it? Will Robin (JWill) heal up in time for the Senior Bowl? Will Cat Woman (Jen) spring the ultimate karma and leave the Riddler all alone in Gotham?"

Holy Toldeo, Batman ... these questions and more answered next week in Dallas !!!
 
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