So I've decided to grow out a beard

[Charlie B Barkin]

I'm doing this to look more masculine and attract fat chicks. I'm tired of slaying 8's and 9's, I want to slay some girls who can slay a buffet. The issue is I'm too damn good looking and fat girls are intimidated around me. I'm hoping an unkempt beard will make them more comfortable.

 

[Hogswell Hogs]

Make sure it's a neck beard. Should take care of your problems.

 

[Charlie B Barkin]

I'm also gonna stop manskaping. I'm bringing the 70's back in the bedroom.

 

[Wehm55]

Then you must grow a mullet also.

 

[NMHOGG]

It will grow about five inches a year mine is down between the third and fourth button on my shirt. Post a picture in a year or two, beard and fat chicks together. Most don't get past the itch that comes during the first month best of luck.

 

[Penthouse65]

Originally posted by Charlie B Barkin:
I'm also gonna stop manskaping. I'm bringing the 70's back in the bedroom.

I would fear that the lady responds the same...

 

[fisherhog]

There's two types of people:
Men with beards
Women

 

[Charlie B Barkin]

Originally posted by Penthouse65:

Originally posted by Charlie B Barkin:
I'm also gonna stop manskaping. I'm bringing the 70's back in the bedroom.

I would fear that the lady responds the same...

As long as they bathe I can be a weed eater.

 

[fisherhog]

Lol!!!

 

[UTRIP UMP]

Originally posted by Charlie B Barkin:

Originally posted by Penthouse65:

Originally posted by Charlie B Barkin:
I'm also gonna stop manskaping. I'm bringing the 70's back in the bedroom.

I would fear that the lady responds the same...

As long as they bathe I can be a weed eater.

be sure to scratch...face, crotch, underarms, butt.........they need to know there's more than you there...there are others....fat chicks like parties........

 

[titanhawg]

Originally posted by Charlie B Barkin:
I'm doing this to look more masculine and attract fat chicks. I'm tired of slaying 8's and 9's, I want to slay some girls who can slay a buffet. The issue is I'm too damn good looking and fat girls are intimidated around me. I'm hoping an unkempt beard will make them more comfortable.

You do realize you don't get to add 3 girls together to come up with a "9"...right?

 

[Penthouse65]

titanhawg wins this thread

 

[Charlie B Barkin]

Come on now Titan, why would I embellish my sex life.... And who said anything about the 8's and 9's being girls?