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The Canaan Curse

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I've officially made it 7 full days without posting on the bored, and I've had plenty of time to reflect on the state of Razorback athletics. I have come to only one logical conclusion as to the reason we can't win anything; whether it be perpetual mediocrity in basketball, 2 win seasons in football, or choked away national championships in baseball, Canaan Sandy has cursed the program.

Ever since the day we let him score the touchdown in the red white game, we have been cursed by the sports gods. One athletic program cannot try to so blatantly do something like that just for clout.

And now, we have given the man lifetime tickets! It just doesn't seem like there's light at the end of the tunnel.
 
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