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This is not a test. A meltdown watch has been declared for several Razorback Message Boards...

ermackey

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********MELTDOWN WATCH DECLARED FOR STORM GUS************

The National Message Board Service has issued a Meltdown WATCH until 3:30pm CST for the following message boards:
  • Hawgsports.com,
  • Hogville, and
  • Woopig
The national message board service has determined that current conditions could result in severe board lagging or crashing. In the event that you reside in one of the message boards, please be advised that hitting reload will not help if conditions progress as forecasted. Should you experience full meltdown, the national message board service recommends that you stay calm, use the bathroom, get a drink of water, or play with your kids.

In the meantime, please stay with hawgsports.com for all of the latest news. Should this watch be upgraded to a warning, seek shelter immediately. Take away sharp objects from hog fans and encourage them to watch non-sports television. History Channel, A&E, HBO, Hallmark, HGTV, Food Network, and PBS is highly recommended until the storm passes. If you are caught on the road when this meltdown occurs, DO NOT turn on sports radio. This is a common mistake that many people make thinking it is a safer place. This could potentially make the meltdown worse and result in severe mental injury, embarrassing phone calls to Finebaum and TheBuzz, and destruction to keyboard, mouse, radio, and other electronics.

Should this WATCH be upgraded to a WARNING, this message will be updated accordingly. However, the message board will likely think it is under a DOS (Denial of Service) attack and not respond. So if you just get continual load errors, consider that a warning and seek shelter.


**********END MELTDOWN WATCH MESSAGE. PLEASE RUN EVERY QUARTER HOUR UNTIL 3:30PM********
 
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