They asked for a volunteer last night to come up on stage. I thought what the hell, I need to tick this box at some point. My fire stick had about an 8 inch flame on each side. I could barely hold onto the damn thing it was so hot. I managed to singe only a bit of arm hair in the process twirling and hopping around. I'm thinking when I checked into the resort, one of those signatures probably waived liability for injuries.
