Originally posted by 71ofDewm:
Long time lurker on a friend's acct (sue me), and this will likely be the only post I ever make on the board, but don't let this being my first post keep you from squeezing your mouse extra hard as you rage about it at your desk....
1.? You act like a douche; not only do you act like this, but you act like it to the point that I can say with 100% certainty you are a douche in real life.
2.? You get soooooo rock hard about calling yourself creepy and flipping the catfish hole gang stuff back around at "the haters."? Yeah, you guys are creepy as hell, but not in a good way.? You finally "reeled a couple in" for us this year, so I can only imagine how so totally awesome you will be next year.? Every time I read a catfish hole thread it's like I'm reading a Texas A&M board post and you're all alternating between jizzing in a community jar and stuffing hushpuppies into each other's bungholes, no offense.
3.? The little things.? The drama posts like this one, the overreactions, the acting like you're a better fan than everybody else, the fact that you probably have 3 twitter accounts just to follow all the recruits across the country and retweet their crap.? The way you put pictures of your son in your posts, how you make him wear a cowboy hat, etc.? I'm not trying to get personal but making your son look like a Texas ranger all the time and then having it pop up in every post you make is....you guessed it, douchey.
So yeah, there's a reason that you specifically and a couple others get made fun of on other sports message boards?? Just tone down your flamboyant e-persona and maybe you won't have to make these types of threads to make yourself feel better.