Finished my Xmas shopping and stopped at On the Border to have a beer. In walks this lady dressed head to toe in Alabama gear. I look at her and say "Damn shame your Daddy dressed you in those Bama clothes this morning! That led to a 90 min convo bout Arkansas and Alabama football. I go to the restroom, come out and she's leaving, I give her a hug and wish her a Merry Xmas. After she leaves the bartender looks at me and says, she just paid your tab! Lol. Merry Christmas everyone!